News "speech" draft

Good morning studio, just a couple of hours ago, two specially strange drug dealers were caught, two colombian marine armed forces were caught with around 254 pounds of high quality cocaine, the drug was going to be transported on "Sebastian Elcano" school vessel, on witch the two privates would be sailing with destination no new york, and several other cities in canada, with the very pourpose of enhancing the relationships with this two nations.

The vessel, who's journey began at Cartagena De Indias port, didn't showed out it's precious cargo until it founded at bueu, pontevedra, right after a training exercise, Alvaro Uribe, president of colombia, said he would rather watch the ship to rot on port, than to continue demolishing the country's reputation.

Thank you very much, this was Gaspar Martine directly from colombia

  

letter to a friend assignment

Dear Deer,

How have you been pal? I hope better than I am, just a couple of weeks ago, I was piloting a plain that  said "mahoma stinks" on its beneath, it wasn't quite a good idea to do it over a middle-east war zone cus' they took my plain down .

After the crash I was untouched, but within 10 steps I activated a landmine that blew my whole legs, after that, I was found by an Iraqi platoon that, thinking I was american, pretended to charge rescue money, because americans pay for that, when they figured out I was not american they just left me alone, in time I got to be friend to a guy called "hussein" or something like that, apparently, he is the chief, and decided to treat my wounds.

As I had no internal organ damage, they finished some stitches, put bandages on me, and even got me  wheel chair until my wooden legs are ready.

Anyway, it doesn't look like I'm returning home any soon, so try not to miss me so much.
Gaspar