letter to a friend assignment

Dear Deer,

How have you been pal? I hope better than I am, just a couple of weeks ago, I was piloting a plain that  said "mahoma stinks" on its beneath, it wasn't quite a good idea to do it over a middle-east war zone cus' they took my plain down .

After the crash I was untouched, but within 10 steps I activated a landmine that blew my whole legs, after that, I was found by an Iraqi platoon that, thinking I was american, pretended to charge rescue money, because americans pay for that, when they figured out I was not american they just left me alone, in time I got to be friend to a guy called "hussein" or something like that, apparently, he is the chief, and decided to treat my wounds.

As I had no internal organ damage, they finished some stitches, put bandages on me, and even got me  wheel chair until my wooden legs are ready.

Anyway, it doesn't look like I'm returning home any soon, so try not to miss me so much.
Gaspar